Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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