Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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