We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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