dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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