i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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