I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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