The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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