HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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