I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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