I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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