I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We got so high we made milksteak
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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