its not stalking. its research.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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