super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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