I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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