Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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