Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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