thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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