I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize