I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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