I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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