I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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