i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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