why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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