What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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