i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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