Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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