How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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