Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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