Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
COCAINE IS GR8
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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