i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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