Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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