I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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