small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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