4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i believe in u and ur pee
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