i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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