$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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