where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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