Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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