New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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