so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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