Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize