you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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