Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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