Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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