Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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