so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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