He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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