he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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