Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You did what with his pubic hair?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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