Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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